You are here. Hello. Hello. HELLO.

MUSEUM
OF DOGS

A real museum. With sticks, balls, mud, and portraits. We are very glad you came. We have been waiting.

SEE THE BALLS SEE THE STICKS SEE THE MUD SELFIES

THIS IS A REAL MUSEUM WE HAVE STICKS WE HAVE TENNIS BALLS THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE PLEASE LOOK AT EVERYTHING THE SMELL IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE THIS IS A REAL MUSEUM WE HAVE STICKS WE HAVE TENNIS BALLS THERE IS SO MUCH TO SEE PLEASE LOOK AT EVERYTHING THE SMELL IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE

A bright yellow-green tennis ball — Tennis ball. Condition: excellent. Status: very important.

For Very Good Boys

TENNIS BALLS

Bright. Round. Fast. Sometimes wet. Always important.

We made a gallery with 100 of them. Fewer than 100 did not feel like enough and we think you will agree.

ENTER BALL GALLERY

YES!!!

STICKS

Long ones. Wet ones. Too-big ones. Good shape ones. Weird shape ones.

We do not judge sticks here. We celebrate them.

GO TO STICKS

A golden retriever carrying an enormous stick with great pride — Retriever, unknown. Stick: very large. Demeanour: extremely satisfied.

A stick — Stick. Condition: good. Available immediately.

What Else?

MORE STICKS

We checked. There are always more. This is one of the best things about sticks.

intern note: i checked again just now. still more

A dog mid-shake, water flying everywhere — Dog. Mid-shake. Water: departing at speed.

New Addition

GAMES

The museum now has games. We made them ourselves. Nobody said we couldn't.

management approved this. management is also me

PLAY GAMES

A white fluffy dog in a shopping cart wearing sunglasses — Breed: very fluffy. Sunglasses: own. Posture: extremely confident.

Current Status

DOG ENERGY

High. Sustained. No signs of stopping. The museum considers this a feature.

someone said maybe less yellow. we did not do that

Portrait Collection

SELFIE GALLERY

See our portrait gallery.

SEE THE SELFIES

An extremely close-up dog selfie, mostly nostril — Unknown subject.

A soaking wet terrier running full speed through water — Border Collie. Speed: maximum. Hesitation: none. Outcome: correct.

Also Important

MUD

Excellent mud. Fresh mud. Serious museum mud.

Dogs have been very clear about mud for a long time. The museum is listening.

ENTER MUD GALLERY

Award

#1 DOG MUSEUM

Ranked by us. We are also the judges. The process was thorough.

Endorsement

FOUR PAWS UP

From a panel of dogs we consulted informally in a field.

Critical Reception

VERY GOOD BOY

Said to the museum directly by a visitor. We wrote it down immediately.