Special Exhibition

MUD

Not all mud is the same. Some is deep. Some is fresh. Some has been there long enough to develop a character. The museum has catalogued nine of the finest examples. Please take each one seriously.

A border collie launching itself into mud
Clean dog
Currently too clean. Mud level: 0%
Too clean Perfect Too powerful

The museum is watching and ready to be impressed.

EXCELLENT MUD Fresh. Splashy. Museum quality.
Puddle mud Puddle Mud

Classic entry point. Friendly surface. Good splash behavior.

Deep mud Deep Mud

Advanced museum mud for committed visitors and bold paws.

Running mud Running Mud

Especially effective when combined with speed and poor judgment.

Indoor consequence mud Indoor Consequence Mud

This exhibit continues briefly into the house.

Hero mud Hero Mud

Big puddle. Strong commitment. No regrets.

Soft mud Soft Mud

Refined texture with excellent paw acceptance.

Paw print mud Paw Print Mud

Evidence of a visit. The museum considers this a signature.

Dry mud Dry Mud

Ancient. Possibly from yesterday. The museum respects its commitment to drying out.

Highly dubious mud Highly Dubious Mud

The museum has concerns. We have included it anyway. No further questions.

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